maybe we will?

Sep 17

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

Sep 17

afuckinglesbian:

majortvjunkie:

afuckinglesbian:

hot males please hit me up

but you are a fucking lesbian

WHO TOLD YOU

Sep 17
officialfrenchtoast:

this is more accurate

officialfrenchtoast:

this is more accurate

Sep 17
Sep 17

australian-government:

I nominate tony abbott to do The Ice Bucket Challenge with lava

Sep 17
kawaiilluminatii:

gentlemanbones:

theonion:

Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster
Sep 17

eatuntilyoudie:

sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later

Sep 17
Sep 17
Sep 17
lessbrilliant:

Life goals

lessbrilliant:

Life goals

Sep 17
kireinahana:


spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

Sep 17
Sep 17

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

Sep 17
gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

Sep 17